A Tester Walks Into A Bar

A tester walks into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
Dances into a bar.

Orders 1 beer.
Orders 0 beers.
Orders 9999999 beers.
Orders a lizard.
Orders -1 beer.
Orders fghfghfghfh.

Orders one beer every millisecond.
Orders a beer but cancels the order.
Orders a beer without going to a bar.
First he cancels the order, then he orders a beer.

Tries to order a beer with view-only rights.
Orders a beer along with 10,000 visitors at the same time.

Orders a 'drop table.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.